Weirdest Thing That Happened To You Before a Show

This one is easy. I was starting a weekend, featuring at a new club I was excited to do with my first show of the week. I was just about to go on stage and just going over my set. I was standing to the side as the host was about to bring me up. The club had a swinging door for the wait staff to walk in and another swing door to walk out to deliver drinks and food. There is a sign that says "Do not stand in front of this door" which is where I was standing. Just as I was about to go on. BOOMMMMMM!

A server runs in with drinks and nachos with HOT cheese. I was covered in cheese and cranberry vodka, just before going on stage. It was hot. The server felt awful. I was cheesed up and smelling of alcohol. He quickly brought me a couple wet towels to help me clean up but I had to go on stage and address it. I made a joke about it and made sure the server knew it was my fault, not his.

It was fun, but definitely weird and a memory I will never forget. And I never stand in front of swing doors now and walk through them with extra caution now as well, with a stiff arm out. #standup #comedy #memories #flashback