DO COMEDIANS GET OFFERED FREE DRUGS?

Yes. Not as often as I did when I was younger, but it still happens at least once a month, mostly just pot. The funniest time it happened was when I was doing a corporate fundraiser gig and a gentlemen asked me if I smoked, and I said I smoked cigars and then he offered me a gift package of items of pot items and gummies. He was the owner of a dispensary that sponsored the event. I told him to give it to the opener, since I don’t smoke pot or take gummies.
As for drinks, people always want to buy you a drink and I used to say no, but now I accept, just to help the bartender at the comedy club. I used to have a joke about experimenting with illicit drugs (rhymes with toe pain) and when I did that joke, I was offered that drug. I never accepted.
The irony is that the younger me would be so mad that I am offered free drugs and alcohol (comedians get free drinks at their shows) and I almost always decline or don’t use the free drink tickets at my shows. #comedy #freedrinks #drugs #standup